Friday, June 27, 2008

Take the River (Belle) to Beijing

What’s that? You haven’t dared to compete in the sports world since high school and your idea of exercise is beer curls in front of the computer? Worry not, for River Belle Casino may still be sending you to the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing. And the best part of all: No need to strain yourself beyond a couple of mouse clicks.

Two months remain in River Belle’s season-long promotion that will culminate in one lucky winner (and guest; don’t forget the guest) snagging tickets to The Games, not to mention round-trip flight to Beijing and five nights’ worth of accommodation. (Lemme tell ya, it doesn’t matter where it is, LCD loves hotels. And yes, LCD’s free from August 19-26, the dates booked for the trip; give me a call if you need a guest.)

How to qualify? It’s simpler than dropping a shot-put on your foot: Simply wager a total of 400 credits in anyone of the 200-plus online games. In a specific sop to slot players, almost 10,000 free spins are still available, and ten winners per week until the Games kick off (light up?) will be getting a piece of that upon wagering 55 credits or more on any River Bell casino game.

So, as the ancient cliché goes, Let the Games Begin!