LCD's Top 10 Reasons Why Online Casinos Are Better than Real-Life Casinos
What would a website, any website at all, be without a weekly Top 10 List? To get things started on this Monday, LCD presents our first in a seemingly neverending list of top 10 lists: “LCD’s Top 10 Reasons Why Online Casinos Are Better than Real-Life Casinos.”
10. If the television must be on, it’s always on something you chose.
9. The music, too.
8. No tennis elbow from endless lever pulling (but watch out for carpal tunnel syndrome)
7. Chatrooms, shopping at Amazon.com, instant messaging...
6. The freedom of being able to leave your favorite machine without losing your seat. (Only applicable in families with two computers or more.)
5. You can even smoke if you want to.
4. No driving. How about that: Online casinos are Earth-friendly!
3. Most “IRL” casinos frown upon players bringing their cats with them, even if “just for luck.”
2. Two words: comfy bathrobe.
And the number one Reason Why Online Casinos Are Better than Real-Life Casinos is ... (drumroll please) ... Fresh, proper coffee is always available!
Go ahead -- prove the Os Man right on all ten counts at, say, Grand Mondial online casino.