Europa Casino live dealers: The next superstars?

From the So Crazy It Just Might Work Department comes the story of Europa Casino employee Emily Perkins. Ms. Perkins serves as one of the online casino’s recently introduced live dealers, and she has a dream.

“I know that many prominent people visit Europa Casino,” Emily explains, “and I think that getting my face out there will open the door for my acting career.”

Hmmm, why not? With potentially millions of players looking to enter Europa via the superhighway of online gambling, live dealers could be the next reality stars. Company PR touts Perkins’ drive as akin to Jade Goody (gee, let’s hope Emily’s final fate is tad happier), Jennifer Hudson, and Susan Boyle.

It's something of a leap of faith to be sure, but who would have thought Boyle would ever get a chance at the limelight? And “great discovery” stories in Hollywood go at least as far back as Lana Turner. (Maybe Europa casino live dealers should be required to wear tight sweaters.) If Perkins’ gambit works, the idea will suddenly go from “so crazy it just might work” to “why didn’t I think of that first?” Sounds like a potential 21st-century success story to the Os Man.

Oh, by the way, Emily, if you are looking to make it big in the acting game, you’ll have to decide upon a new name. The Actors Guild already has an “Emily Perkins” on file.