The Os Man thought that, as a nation, the election of Barack Obama to the presidency of the United States was supposed to have been symbolic of us moving on as a nation past this kind of thing, these vicious cultural stereotypes of one people or another, for we are all Americans, no matter what country, creed or ... zzzphfggggt, o sorry. The Os Man must’ve been dreaming about CNN again. (And yes, the Os Man types in his sleep. All the time.) President Obama or no, it seems Moonshine: The Online Slot is here to stay, a 5-reel 25-payliner full of drunken pigs, fried green tomaters and a bunch of barefooted shotgun-toting family characters that make the Beverly Hillbillies look like the Little Rock Clintons. (Hey, wait a minute...)

And yes, for those of you who are curious, the token paean to Deliverance is in there: a fiddle riff playing and replaying in there on a win which’ll have you flashing back like Ned Beatty to that ultimately (let’s face it) throwaway Burt Reynolds movie. In the end, Moonshine is a decent enough game, but the Os Man is terrified of going back to sleep what with all the “yee ha” and “gee, Pa” echoing around in the braincase. CNN might be better... LCD rating: Ah, they can’t count that high, anyway.