Now this, LCD dares say, may well be the standard to which future iSlots may be held. Set firmly within the soap opera milieu, your pantheon of turning characters for episode three includes – but is not limited to ambitiously deadly serious Matt G., gobsmacked Danny, former tennis pro Jamie, sultry Vanessa, troubled bunny-eared Foxy, Mrs. Livingston (wasn’t that a Simon and Garfunkel song?), WILD cat Pampers, and an apparent piranha-koi crossbreed named Ivan. Scene one is entitled, “Maybe We Should Have Lunch,” an obscure reference only made clear once you trip the bonus. Once tripped, up pops a neat little video game-in-game involving supplying some assistance to the reportedly sartorially-challenged Danny for his date with Jamie. She dug my pimped-out outfit for the boy to the tune of 750 coins, but they’re going to play tennis ... who understands women?